In
case you hadn’t already heard about this, twelve bottles of Hair of the Dog’s Dave sold for $2000 a piece a few months
ago. Dave
is a 29% ABV monster that took the gold medal at the 1998 Toronado Barleywine
Festival, and has been the “Great White Whale” for many hardcore beer
collectors ever since (more information about this event can be found
here).
Hair
of the Dog made Dave by taking 300
gallons of Adam, their flagship beer,
and freeze distilling it down to a third of its original quantity. This process removes water, and leaves the alcohol
behind. What remains is a spirit-like
solution that is rich with intense flavors and concentrated alcohol.
While
all of this business was going on, I stumbled across a link where a homebrewer
described the process he used to make a Dave
homebrew recipe. This got me to
thinking… maybe I should make some Dave
too. I have some experience making
Applejack, so I’m already familiar with the freeze distillation. I don’t have the time right now to brew a full
clone batch of Adam, but I could
definitely pick up three twelve ounce bottles and try to turn them into
one. And this is how beer projects
begin.
I
started off by purchasing three bottles of Adam
from my local bottle shop. They cost me
a total of $17.98, so I figure I’m already ahead by $1982.02. A few days later I got up early and sanitized
a 9” by 7” by 2.5” Pyrex baking dish and an oversized, stainless, slotted spoon
with Star San. The Pyrex dish worked
great because it easily accommodated all of the liquid, it spread everything
out over a large area which facilitated ice crystal formation on the surface,
it could withstand freezing temperatures, and it had a matching lid that I
could use to keep any critters out that may be floating around (not that
anything could survive in 30% alcohol and freezing conditions, but I’m paranoid).
After
a couple of hours in the freezer the first suggestion of ice was forming around
the edges of the dish, and an hour after that there was enough to harvest. I took my sanitized spoon, skimmed off the
ice, and dumped it in a bowl. I quickly
realized, however, that the slots in my spoon were not adequately effective as
drains, so I sanitized a fine mesh strainer and added it as a step between the
dish and the bowl. This addition
improved my process and helped me optimize my ice-to-beer ratio.
As
a side note, I’d like to suggest that you keep the ice in a bowl, let it thaw
out, and throw it in a pint glass for later that evening. It may not have quite the punch that Adam does, but it’s too good to just toss
out. Smoke and pipe tobacco dominate the
aroma. There is heavy smoke in the
flavor, along with some roasted malt and leather. Think of it as a flat, super-sessionable Adam.
Adam Lite. All the Adam
but a fraction of the calories. If you
are not inclined to drink flat Adam Lite,
save it to use as the base in a soup or for a marinade. But don’t just pour it down the drain. Angels will weep.
Anyway,
back to Dave. I continued checking and skimming throughout
the day (I had a mark on the Pyrex to let me know where to stop). The entire process took approximately seven
hours from start to finish. In the end I
was able to reduce my thirty six ounces of Adam
down to sixteen. I probably could have
run it through one more session in the freezer to get it closer to Hair of the
Dog’s one-third ratio, but it seemed good enough for a first attempt. It may not be 29% ABV, but I’m certain it’s somewhere
over twenty.
I
poured my homemade Dave into an empty
twelve ounce bottle, capped it, set it in the fridge, and waited for the right
occasion to crack it open. New Years
ended up fitting the bill. I had some
great friends over who are also passionate about beer. We all got about three ounces of homemade Dave in a snifter, which was actually
just about enough. My Dave was intensely woody and smoky. It was a deep mahogany with (obviously) no
carbonation or head. It had a
port wine flavor, with strong dark stone-fruit notes. The final product was so incredibly rich that
it more than three ounces may have been challenging to finish, but we powered
through what we got like champions.
I
don’t know that I would necessarily classify this a Hair of the Dog Dave clone recipe, but it’s an
interesting project that will probably put you in the ballpark if you don’t have
two large to drop on a beer. I don’t
know that I would do this project again, but I certainly don’t regret the time
or expense behind this one. It’s fun
sometimes to glimpse through the window and see how the big dogs drink.
-Matt